WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Ashy 8:38 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
He's Fat
He's Round
Won't play in this shit ground
Fuck Payet
Fuck Payet

Texas Iron 7:55 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Good one Leonard..

Suggest

WE'VE GOT PAYET
HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY
AND EVERY WEEK HE'S ON A HUNDRED GRAND
HE'S GOT SOME FUCKING FRONT
THE LAZY FAT FRENCH CUNT
GREEDY, OVERWEIGHT AND OVERPAID

Add FRENCH to penultimate line...

Haha

mallard 7:13 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET

jim@chickenrun 6:22 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fuck off payet,
Dimitri payet,
We just don't think you understand,
Now you've pulled this stunt
We know you are a cunt,
Fuck off dimitri payet.





Like that but too many words at the end, maybe -

You've pulled this stunt
You Fat French Cunt
Fuck off Dimitri Payet

hdiron 7:10 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Dimi dimi dimi dimi dimi dimi dimi dimi FATMAAAAAAN
(to the Batman theme)

Joner_1 6:51 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
one man couldn't carry
couldn't carry Payet
one man and his forklift truck couldn't carry Payet

and so on....

Wanstead-BML 6:48 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Stranded 5:10 Thu Jan 12

LOL

OHL 6:44 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
we had Payet, Dimitri Payet
I just don't think you understood
he scored a few nice goals
was signed by two arseholes
We had Dimitri Payet

Texas Iron 6:42 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
We HAD Payet
Dimi Dimi Payet
Made himself a Euro star.
Lazy big and fat
Now he wants to leave West Ham
Money's what it's about...

Old team bids a pittance
He refused to play
Did he blame the summer flops
Bilic sent him home again
Sully playing games or not
We're the ones to pay

jim@chickenrun 6:22 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fuck off payet,
Dimitri payet,
We just don't think you understand,
Now you've pulled this stunt
We know you are a cunt,
Fuck off dimitri payet.

Jasnik 6:03 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Don't leave me this way by the Communards.

Chris-e-boy 5:59 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
My name is Dimitri Payet,
I don't want to play yet
I'm still being paid by West Ham
WEST HAM!
When I walk down the street
All the fans that I meet
Shout: "Oi! Fat boy, what's your game?"

tnb 5:53 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Oh fucking hell, of course it is. Cheers!

neilalex 5:37 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
tnb - London Bridge is falling down.

tnb 5:27 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
To the 'he kills coppers' tune, whatever that is actually called. Get behind the manager and leave Payet in no uncertain terms where he stands all at the same time. Job done.

Slaven Bilic takes no shit,
Takes no shit,
Takes no shit,
Slaven Bilic takes no shit,
Fuck off Payet.

Stranded 5:21 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Glenn. I like that one.

Glenn Roeder 5:19 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fuck of Payet
Dimitri Payet
we just don't want you anymore
You money grabbing cunt
you've got some fucking front
fuck off Dimitri Payet

as someone has posted on twitter or Facebook.

Stranded 5:10 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
To the tune of 'Oops upside your head'

Fuck you and the board
I said fuck you and the board
Fuck you and the board
I said fuck you and the board

BournemouthHammer 5:03 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fuck off Payet
Dimitri Payet
I just dont think you Understand
We are the West Ham...Claret and Blue Army

A sort of West Ham mix

Ironside 4:57 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Oxsaw - love it!

Some minor amendments if I may;

"We are West Ham, East London's West Ham
Some mardy frog don't seem to understand

That we are a team, that's how it's always been
Now, FUCK OFF with your greasy hundred grand."

park chan wook 4:22 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
Fats entertainment aaarrrggggghhh la la la la

Mike Oxsaw 4:02 Thu Jan 12
Re: Songs for PAYET
We are West Ham, East London's West Ham
Some mardy frog don't seem to understand
We are a team, the way it's always been
Now. FUCK OFF with your greasy hundred grand.

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